268.3 A Crocodile's Soliloquy - 2 - - Story About Buying My Classmate Once A Week

A Crocodile's Soliloquy - 2 - (Around ch 268) I think I'm done for. It wouldn't be surprising if I died today. That's how terribly hungry I am. The reason for my hunger is obvious, and there's no need to elaborate, but if I must, it's because "the tissue box in my stomach is gone." Without it, I become a feeble and useless crocodile. This means I won't be able to fulfill my duty as the number one member of Shiori-chan's fan club and her crocodile tissue cover, watching over Shiori-chan until the end of my days. My insides are boiling with anger, or rather, I lack the strength without tissues, and I really can't accept this. All of it, every bit, entirely, is Sendai-san's fault. Apparently, she asked Shiori-chan, "Can I borrow something in place of Pen-chan?" and I ended up being swapped for a peaceful-looking penguin plushie. Sendai-san didn't specify which plushie to trade with her, so it could have been the black cat. But for some reason, it was me who was chosen. I can't accept this at all. Lying on Sendai-san's bed, I let out a huge sigh through my wide mouth. I love Shiori-chan dearly, but what happened this time is just cruel. The black cat is still a child and not as reliable as I am, so I can understand why I was chosen. But I didn't want to be in Sendai-san's room. Sendai-san is the villain who tries to lead my Shiori-chan astray. And not just Shiori-chan, she's trying to seduce me too. Evidence of this is how she kissed me multiple times in this room, saying things like, "You're not Roro-chan, are you," while taking me. It's infuriating, infuriating, infuriating. I've been kissed before, but I refuse to forgive it. My lovely mouth is meant for Shiori-chan alone. The only person allowed to kiss my fluffy mouth is Shiori-chan. Why does Sendai-san kiss me over and over again? And on top of that, she calls me "Shiori" sometimes. I'm not Shiori-chan; I'm a crocodile. Even my name— Oh, right, I don't have a name yet. Shiori-chan hasn't named me. Despite being with Shiori-chan longer than Sendai-san, I don't have a name for her to call me by. This is all because of Sendai-san, who is studying now. I watch Sendai-san’s back intently from the bed. Being in this room, I’ve discovered that she studies longer than Shiori-chan does. Even though she’s a bad person for trying to sway my Shiori-chan, she’s serious. She gently strokes me while I'm on the bed. Even though she’s a bad person for trying to seduce my Shiori-chan, she's kind. “Right.” Suddenly, Sendai-san turns around and pets my head. Then she mumbles, “You didn’t have a name, did you?” and adds, “How about Waa-chan?” —I absolutely refuse. I thought Sendai-san was a serious and kind person, but I was wrong. Without even asking Shiori-chan, she attempts to name me, and what a senseless name it is. Anyone who tries to name me Waa-chan is someone who deceives and leads others astray. No matter how many times she kisses me, I won't allow her to get close to Shiori-chan. No matter how many times she visits Shiori-chan's room, no matter how many times she kisses Shiori-chan, even if Shiori-chan were to kiss her back multiple times, I would never accept it. I cannot entrust Shiori-chan to someone as thoughtless as Sendai-san, who can't even bring a tissue box for my hungry stomach. As long as my eyes are open, I must keep watching over Sendai-san to ensure she doesn't do anything strange to Shiori-chan. So please hurry, Shiori-chan, come and fetch me at once.